Don't be a Desperate Debbie!

I decided to start giving some advice on here just cuz like oh.. idk I am kind of running out of things to blog about and I kind of just thought about this topic about two days ago because I totally realize how many times I have fucked up my chances with a few guys that I REALLY liked in the past. It is NEVER a good thing to throw yourself on a guy EVER and there is no quicker way to get blocked from facebook, twitter, and even get a restraining order put on you then by being needy. I will admit I have a problem with being clingy and it's not something I am proud of. There are many reasons behind that. Main reason is because I had my heart broken really badly in the past by someone I really cared about and thought that I was eventually going to marry one day. When he dumped me my whole world came crashing down and I never fully recovered from that. Everytime I like a guy I go out of my way to try to make him like me back but I tend to forget that you simply can not MAKE someone like you. They are either going to like you or not. You can do things to make yourself more pleasant and attractive to guys but when it comes down to it it's gonna be totally up to them to decide weather or not they like your personality. For the most part I try to be as sweet and pleasant as possible when I am around a guy that I really like. I try not to be too touchy feely but that is something I have a major problem with. I like to hug on guys alot and be affectionate with them. The reason for that is because when I was a child I never really was shown much affection from my mother or my first step father and now I guess I am just trying to make up for that by seeking affection from guys. Anyways truth be told every girl that tends to be clingy or needy has their reasons behind why they are like that. The key is to control it. Until here recently I never really tried to control that aspect of myself but one day I woke up and took a look at myself in the mirror and thought "my god I am pathetic!" I am now starting to try to control my greatest downfall about my personality and I decided to take the liberty to write down all the ways that girls (including myself) fuck things up and ruin their chances with the guy that they like. Here we go.....

• THE OVER TEXTER: THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCK UP YOU CAN MAKE! This fuck up is not only limited to phone texts either, it also applies to girls who constantly call, email. twitter @, fb message and skype message their crush. There is nothing more annoying or irritating then to constantly have your phone pinging because someone won't stop messaging you. Usually girls go ape shit when a guy does not text them back right away so they start to send messages over and over and over again and those messages tend to say things like "whats up?" or "are you mad at me?" or "you don't think I am crazy do you?" YES HE THINKS YOU ARE CRAZY! YOU ARE TEXTING HIM EVERY 20 MINUTES AND TRYING TO CONTACT HIM ON EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE THAT HE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON AND YOU THINK THAT HE POSSIBLY DOES NOT THINK YOU ARE CRAZY?!" This is the best way to not only get blocked but also possibly get a restraining order placed on you. If you text a guy one time and he does not answer back there are prolly a few good reasons for that, maybe he is at work, maybe he is at dinner with his parents, maybe he is at a party with his friends , maybe his phone is dead there are a multitude of reasons as to why. If you text a guy and he does not text back right away don't freak out! If he never responds then just assume that he is not interested and move on. You don't want to prove to him that you are crazy by constantly texting him. Not only does it ruin your chances with him it could possibly ruin your chances with other guys too because you are gonna end up building this reputation as "that needy chick".

• DO NOT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM: Ok like I will admit I like to tell guys that I love them but when I say it I don't mean it. whoops that sounded bad! Let me rephrase that, when I flirt around with guys online or (very rarely) in REAL life, I usually tell them that I love them but I do not actually mean love love as in "omg I have known you for 5 years now and I want to marry you and have kids"I mean it in a cute way as in like I like them a lot. But SOME girls tell guys they love them and they actually mean it, even after only knowing them for a few days! Nothing creeps a guy out more I think then hearing those words because they prolly think that you are trying to rush them into being committed to you. I mean not just that but let's be honest guys and girls a like both prolly get really creeped out when someone tells them that they love them and they hardly even know them.

CREEPER!

• DO NOT ADD HIM ON ANY SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES UNTIL AFTER YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY IN A RELATIONSHIP!!!!: This is another no no and should be avoided at all costs. Reasons are numerous as to why but the main reason is because of jealousy.  If you add a guy that you have a crush on on Fb or Twitter chances are you are going to see a few things that are going to upset you, maybe he has a lot of girls that flirt with him online, maybe he is very social and goes to a lot of parties and has pictures taken with a lot of pretty girls, maybe he is in an open relationship with someone, any of these things can trigger mass amounts of jealousy and can totally destroy your ego and your confidence! Also this goes hand in hand with the over texting rule. If he is on your facebook list or twitter you are going to be even more tempted to over contact him. Everytime you see him on facebook chat you are gonna want to have a convo with him and OF COURSE if it appears that he is online and he is not responding to you right away you are going to think that he is avoiding you so you are gonna end up sending him tons of messages till you get a response, and god forbid if you do not get a response because it's gonna make you cry and all of that. There are many reasons as to why he is not talking back, hell maybe he was not even online to begin with and he just forgot to log out! If he is on twitter you are prolly gonna end up @ing him about 20 times a day and every time you see him talking to another girl you are gonna get angry. Having your crush on you social networking site is just not worth it. Sure you can still lurk his page if it is public but you are less likely to do that I think, too much work.

• FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO OCCUPY YOUR TIME WITH OR YOU ARE GONNA LOOK LIKE A DESPERATE LOSER WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS! Do not obsess over your crush. This may be very hard to do for some girls but it is a very very critical mistake. If all you do all day long is look at his pictures on facebook, text him, think about him, talk about him to your friends constantly it's gonna make you seem like a big ol case of cray cray. I mean we all have seen this ongoing joke in hey arnold right? (see below picture) The segment that is shown every once in a while when Helga goes to her closet to worship Arnold in front of that creepy ass shrine she made for him. It's cute to be a little infatuated with the guy you like but like I said when he is all you think about and all you talk about people are going to think you are nuts, he is going to think you are nuts, and you are prolly gonna end up in a psych ward if your obsession keeps up. Try to focus on other things and not think about him to much. Pick up a hobby or study or get a second job or something. OCCUPY YOUR THOUGHTS WITH OTHER THINGS! Just keep in mind that no guy has ever liked a girl back because she kept thinking about him all day long. It's creepy, it's weird and not to mention... PATHETIC! 

Well ok that is all the advice I have on this topic.. talking from both experience and observations that I have made over the years of others behaviors this is just about the best advice I can give to anyone who is gaga over someone and does not want to come off as a creep. Feel Free to add on to the list if you want. What kinds of things creep you out? Have you ever been called a creep? Do you have a few creeps after you? Do you like that song by Radiohead called Creep? -XOXO

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Me and Dave

For one night he was my boyfriend and he was the best BF I ever had :3 haha. sorry took me so long to post this.. I would do a whole blog entry but meh.. my arm hurts and I already told most people how I got beat at the show by that large lesbo woman who was in front of me.. 

What's Inside my Box of Tricks?

As many of you may or may not know I am a makeup enthusiast! When I first started to wear makeup I was in the 10th grade and I can safely say that I looked like a disaster. I had no clue what I was doing back then at all. I mean I basically drew circles around my eyes with eyeliner. Yeah it was bad.... anyways in 11th grade I started to work more on my makeup and over the years (thanks to many awesome youtube tutorials) my skills improved and I no longer look like a member of Insane Clown Posse as a result.

Last night I decided to make an inventory of everything I use so that I can share it with those of you who might be interested in what products I wear and swear by. I took the liberty to take a picture of the inside of my makeup case and labeled each item and wrote up a description of the item including the name of item, price, and the reason why I love it OR don't particularly care for it but use it anyways because I spent money on it ( I tend to be a very spontaneous shopper, it the Sagittarius in me.)

                                                                  MY LIDDO BOX OF TRICKS

Concealers

#1 DermaBlend smooth indulgence foundation in caramel beige

I have really bad dark circles under my eyes, a few scars from pimples on my cheeks (they are not that bad but they do bother me a little), and chicken pox scars along my left eyebrow which makes my forehead look like a game of connect the dots. I cover all of that nasty stuff up by first applying my MAC concealer over them and then applying Dermablend on top of that. I have to use two different colors because of my skin complexion. Using the Mac concealer alone makes my skin look yellow. Using these two products together conceals my flaws while not making me look like I have jaundice because the two mixed together matches my olive skin tone perfectly.

PRICE: $20.00 online but I bought mine from Ulta and it set me back $26.00. If you buy the product online it is cheaper but it still ends up being $26.00 or so because of shipping cost. I would not buy this product again to be honest because it was just too damn pricey and I could probably get the same effect if I would have just bought a cheap concealer from cover girl in a shade that was one shade darker than my skin tone and mixing it with the MAC concealer that I have. I was excited when I first bought this but now I kind of regret it.
#2 MAC select moisture concealer in NC30

I pretty much already described what i use this for in the paragraph above. 

Price:$16.00

Eyes

#9 L'oreal smokey eyes paletteI don't actually use this anymore but it's a perfect pallet for beginners who are not familiar with the smokey eye look. Comes with all the colors you need for this look and instructions are on the back of the pallet on how to apply correctly. Only time I use this is when I'm going somewhere that's not that important because I don't like wasting my MAC makeup on everyday outings. I usually only use the black shadow from here when I am just going out to the mall or school. Funny thing is that now a days I actually do not wear makeup at all unless I am going to be seen by people I know or if I am going to a show or out on a date with friends.
Price $6.99 I think I bought this a long time ago so I have no clue. 

# 3 #4 #5 MAC shadows

Orb for brow bone, Vex for base, smut for crease. These colors are all used for smokey eye look. I only use these shadows when I am doing my oh so famous amature photoshoots at home or when I go out to a show. I bought these shadows in 2009 and I'm just now running out of vex. Each shadow costs 16 bucks but since I use them sparingly I have managed to make them last a very long time.  Mac shadows prolly have an expiration date but I'm not sure. The pigments are still as strong as the day I bought them so I'd day the money spent is well worth it.

#6 L'oreal Paris HP studio secrets metallic dual eye shadow in GILDED
Since I have olive skin I don't get to wear all the pretty color shadows that I would like to. Anything other than browns or greys and blacks tends to make my skin look ashy. I can totally forget about wearing blue eyshadow. :( As you can guess things get pretty boring when your limited to such a small color pallet.  L'oreal's metallic shadow in gilded is a perfect way to make things more exciting! The shiny golden color that comes in this pallet looks very nice on olive colored skin.
Price: $6.99

#7 L'oreal  liquid eyeliner
I never wear anything other than cat eye when I put on eyeliner. I adore 1960's pin up girls such as Jane Mansfield and Bridgette Bardot so it's no wonder why I love the cat eye as much as I do. From years of wearing this look I have come to find that liquid eyeliner is the best option when it comes to cat eye.  Regular eye pencil is terrible for cat eye because it tends to smudge a lot and by the end of the day you end up looking like you either got off set of a really bad fetish porno or like you were crying all day. I never tried out gel liner but I have heard that it sucks as well from many YouTube tutorials.  This particular liquid eyeliner stays on all day long and the ironic thing about it is that it washes off very easily. All it takes is water and a napkin to wipe it off. I haven't figured out why sweat does not remove it yet but I'm glad it doesnt. If you hate washing off makeup as much as I do then You need to buy this product!
Price $8.00

#8 MAC mascara
I've tried loreals massacre and hated it because it always made my lashes clumpy and it made them look like spider legs. This mascara is perfect for volume. If you already have very longs lashes like me than you will want this product because it only adds volume and not much length.
Price $15.00


LIPS
#10 Revlon Lipstick in Baby Pink
This lipstick is perfect if your going to wear a lot of eye makeup. Remember this very basic tip, if you are going to wear dramatic eye makeup go with a nude lip otherwise your going to end up looking like a clown or as many ladies like to say "the models from Robert palmers "addicted to love" video (see below picture for reference). If you wear anything other than nude lipstick your going to look very extreme.$6.99

BRUSHES & ECT.

MAC fluffy brush

Use this for smokey eyes. I put on the base color with this brush on my lid.

Price: $15.00 word to the wise do not spend money on MAC brushes it's not worth it and you can get better ones at Target to be honest. I was suckered into buying this. Those people at MAC are such good sellers! 

Sonia kashuk brow brush and lid liner brush
I like to darken my brows because my brows are terrible and are very patchy and this tends to make me look like I'm loosing my brows. I use this brush with a little bit of black eyeshadow on it in order to fill my brows in. Sometimes I fill my brows in with pencil. Just depends on my mood.
Price I think both of these were 3.99 each.

No name eyeshadow brushI use this for putting on my golden eyeshadow. This brush actually belonged to my ex friend Ashley. Idk how it ended up in my makeup bag but I am guessing it was when I was putting on makeup in her car at one of the NIN/JA shows we went to.
Price: STOLEN but I like to think of it as borrowed and never returned it. 

#13 Eyelash Curler:  No need for  falsies here because my lashes are longer than fake ones. I only curl them and apply mascara for volume only not length.
Price Anywhere from $1-4 dollars at Target.

Cleaners
#11 MAC brush cleaner
I'll be honest I was suckered into buying this. It works better than water for sure but it's not a necessity at all.
Price $13.00

#12 Maybeline expert eyes moisturizing eye make up remover

Great product that easily removes all make up in a matter of seconds. Only bad thing is it makes your face really greasy afterwards so ya gotta make sure to wash your face with soap and water after removing makeup.
Price $3.99

I added up the total cost of all of my products and I came up with $169.00 total for everything I have! With that being said I think that guys should think twice before they criticize the way I look because I spend a lot of money and time and effort just to look halfway decent! Most people would think that I am a pretty shallow and vain person after reading this post but everyone in real life that knows me can tell you that I am actually a total slob for the most part and I only make myself up when I am going to a show or on an outing with friends which does not happen very often may I mind you. The truth is every one wants to look presentable and every woman and girl wants to look her best and there is no denying that fact! Hopefully this post will help someone out there who is a total newbie to the world of makeup. Good luck and remember, STAY PRETTY!