Killer Chick Flicks

Oh wow lots of cobwebs all over this blog! Sorry I have been super busy this semester and I have not had much free time to blog away on both tumblr and here so yeah... Sorry to all 7 of my followers, anyways I am gonna post some synopsis of some of my favorite movies with CHICKS THAT KILL PEOPLE! I am only going to be posting one movie a day because I don't want this to be a super massive long blog post.. so yeah uh.. this is kind of like a countdown thingy but no really? Anyways here we go....

MAY (2002)

I rented this film a few years back on itunes and I LOVED it. The main character reminded me a lot of myself so I guess that is why. The story is about a early 20 something named May. She is awkward as fuck and that would be do to the fact that she was born with a lazy eye and she never made any friends in grade school because I mean let's be honest, who wants to be seen walking around with a chick that has a lazy eye right? Well anyways since she did not have any friends when she was a kid her mom gave her a doll for  her birthday and told her that she could be her friend.  May kept the doll until she was a grown ass woman and kept it on a shelf in her sewing room. At the start of the film she is talking to it.. really creepy shit. When her mom gave her the doll she had told may that if she could not have a friend that she should make one (hints the doll, her mother made it). 

Anyways May works as a vet assistant and lives in l.a. She works for a vet who is like idk.. from some place like the Ukraine or something and she happens to have a lesbian coworker that eventually ends up having relations with her later on down the road. One day May goes to a restaurant and sees this guy who sort of kind of looks like Jim Morrison. She develops a crush on him but is way too shy to go up to him so she kind of just sort of stalks him around a bit until she FINALLY meets him while making a visit to the laundry mat. The two end up going on a few dates.  Even though she is awkward as fuck this guy digs her because he is like totally one of those weird film student dudes who likes making horror films and all that stuff. Things turn ugly one night however. While May went over to this guys house they ended up watching one of his home made short films. In the film a girl starts to bite this guy and then she starts to eat him. Anyways After the movie is over the two decide to get a little sexual and move things to the bedroom, May bites the Jim Morrrison look alike REAL fucking hard on the lip while they are making out and draws a LOT of blood. As you can imagine he flips the fuck out and tells her to leave. May ends up going home all upset because she knows she fucked things up with him. The next day she goes to work and her lesbian coworker notices that she is upset so she starts to come on to her because she knows at this point that May is an easy target.. I mean homegirl just got rejected so yeah ... anyways May decided to go over to her coworkers place after work one day and finds that she is with another women who apparently is a prostitute, May gets upset and runs off but uh they do initially end up doing sex things together later down the road. 

May still tries to talk to the Jim Morrison looking dude but he stops calling her all together and answering her calls so she ends up going to his house. She creeps around outside and eves drops on him and his friends and she over hears them calling her a freak and making fun of her. Of course you can imagine that this started to add fuel to the fire for her motivation to start killing people....

Ok so I am gonna end the story there because I do not want to contain spoilers. If you wanna see what else happens GO OUT AND WATCH THIS! It is a very creepy film and it's hard to stomach a few scenes but yeah.. I liked it.