So I decided to make a food diary just for laughs and giggles so that people can see what my eating habits are like. I always have people asking me about my diet so here it goes.. Starting with last Friday.
Friday: Lunch: Salmon roll (5 pieces), Gyoza (4 pieces), Chicken Teriyaki Pieces not many of them with a little bit of white rice, Salad with The orange dressing that they give you at kabutos.
dinner: 3 slices of pizza from sergios. it had chicken on it as well as onions, Jalepeños, and sundried tomatoes.
Saturday: Breakfast: nothing.
Lunch: Left over Jap. Chicken Teryaki with white Rice and a pepsi.
Dinner: Mcdonald's 6 piece nuggets with a medium size fries and sweet tea.
Physical activity: walked one mile round trip from my store to commonwealth parkway shopping center. Because I am a loser who can not legally drive my own car yet. :p
Sunday: Lunch: One Hot Dog (nathans) from the movie theatre ( i typically do not eat pork fyi)
Dinner: Rollo Mcflurry From Mc'Ds.
Midnight Snack: Ham and Cheese Sandwich on wheat bread ( I never eat white bread HATE
it)
Physical activity: walked one mile round trip from my store to commonwealth parkway shopping center. Because I am a loser who can not legally drive my own car yet. :p
Monday: Breakfast: PB&J sandwich with banana slices on wheat bread.
Lunch: ham and cheese sandwich.
Dinner: Pb&J Sandwich
Tuesday: Lunch: two pb&j sandwiches with bananas.
Dinner: Three chicken strips with two handfuls of fries from Sergios (the kids meal)
Wednesday: Lunch: pb&j had it for dinner too.
Physical activity: walked one mile round trip from my store to commonwealth parkway shopping center. Because I am a loser who can not legally drive my own car yet. :p
Thursday: Breakfast: PB&J Sandwich with banana slices.
Lunch: Chicken panini with pasta salad from Sergios.
Physical Activity: I rode my bike for 30 minutes.
Friday: Breakfast: pb&j sandwich with bananas slices
Lunch: Chicken Strip Kids Meal from sergios.
Saturday: breakfast: OMG GUESS WHAT! PB AND J WITH BANANAS! AGAIN!
lunch: same as yesterday but this time I got a cheesecake. Have not sunk my teeth into the
cake yet. It is a plain one.
There you have it. That is what I ate this week. oh and I ALWAYS drink water unless otherwise stated.
Saturday, August 4, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
The Dark Knight Massacre
This morning when I heard the news of the tragedy that took place today I was horrified. The first thing that ran through my head was "my god, me and my younger siblings frequent the movie theatre together often, something like this could happen anywhere at anytime and if it did would I be prepared to take a bullet to the head for my little sister or brother? If it did, would I have been able to hide my siblings underneath the seats somehow? Would I have been able to keep us safe in the line of fire? All kinds of questions started to go through my head. Then reality struck. I went to ustream and watched a live news covering from a station in Colorado. The first interview I saw was from a woman who had was talking about her grizzly experience inside of Theatre 9. She told the news reporter how she had come across a man who had been shot and how she wanted to try to save him but if she did there was a chance that she would have been shot herself so she chose to leave him there. The next interview came from a man who said he saw a 14 year old girl dead on the stairs on the theatre. I started to get all of these horrible visions in my head and I decided to exit out of ustream. I did not want to hear anymore about it.
I called my mother to ask her if she had heard the news. She told me that there was coverage all morning long. "he shot a two year old girl point blank". As soon as these words left my mothers mouth I just wanted to cry. I can not even IMAGINE what kind of sick fuck would kill an innocent little child. She then brought forth to my knowledge that a blame game had already begun! Of corse! As usual, every time there is a mass murdering the media has to step outside of it's job. Instead of reporting the basic facts and covering the news the way THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO they instead start to try to find someone to point their grubby finger at in order to stir up more of a story. My mom told me that Rush Limbaugh and the tea party were blamed because there happened to be a James Holmes that was registered under the tea party in Denver. The media later apologized for this speculation. Rightly so, they also at first failed to mention that there were several James Holmes on that list and none of them was the actual James Holmes. So who is going to get the blame next? The director of the film? Christian Bale? Batman? The Joker? The late Heat Ledger? DC Comics?
The media always wants to find out EVERY single detail about the killer as soon as possible. Everyone watching the story being covered anxiously awaits for a photo to be shown of the criminal, People want to know what he did for a living, what his hobbies were, what movies or music he enjoyed, They want to know all of these useless details and to be honest I have no clue why. To me the news was painting this guy out to be some sort of anti-hero from a movie. A celebrity if you will. This is nothing new of course. Thirteen years ago in the same exact town we saw the same exact thing with Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris. Everyone blamed the Matrix and violent video games for what they did. The finger somehow got pointed to Marylin Manson even thought both boys hated his music and were fans of KMDM and other industrial bands of the like. A few years later Micheal Moore made a little movie that attacked the NRA and the right to bare arms. Everyone wants to blame a tragedy on everyone and EVERYTHING except for the person who is solely responsible, the killer himself. Why is this? Why do we feel the need to find the reason behind what some maniac like Holmes did? Does this 24 year old man not have a mind of his own? surely he does if he was smart enough to boobie trap his apartment and plan out a massacre on such a grand scale. Why are we looking to the tea party to blame for his actions when it was not even a solid fact that he was a member? Why do we have to try to find some sort of influence for his actions? This man is obviously a lunatic and deranged. Any one can see that from his actions.
I am just taken aback by how sloppily the media has covered this story and also I am overwhelmed to see how many rumors and hoaxes came out of this story through social media. I have heard all sorts of things online and I do not believe any of them because I know how that goes. Any dumbass living in his mothers basement with internet access can say whatever they want online and BAM the next thing you know their tweet or blog post as been read by half a million people and everyone takes their words as facts. The internet can be a very dangerous thing when covering news when you think about it.
People are still bringing up the age old argument of "if guns were illegal these things would cease to continue". What people do not understand is that these sorts of things will happen and continue to happen in the future no matter what kind of laws you make. People have been killing people through out human history, even before gun powder was concocted thousands of years ago in China. If someone wants to commit a crime badly enough they will find a way to do it gun laws or none. Dylan and eric got guns because they had an older friend of theirs buy them guns. They themselves did not purchase the guns. They also made their own bombs. Taking away guns is not going to solve anything. Human beings are violent in nature and this is never going to change no many how many times you sign a bill into law.
I think what America needs to do right now is to remember the people who lost their lives today and to support the families who lost their loved ones and to pray for those who were injured. The news should no longer tell anymore details about Holmes because in doing so they are only glorifying him. We need to take the time to remind ourselves not to take life for granted and also not to be afraid of anything after events like this happen. I was going to go see the Batman movie tonight but my mother told me she did not want me to go. I told her "look nothing is going to happen, I am not going to live my life in fear because of what some lunatic did last night, he wants people to be afraid, that is why he did it." I decided not to go after all tonight (not out of fear by the way) but I do plan on seeing it maybe sometime next week. I do not know if I am going to be able to watch it without getting emotional during the shootout scene however.
The movie theatre is a place where people go to escape from their every day stresses and worries for a couple of hours, a place where people like to forget about whatever they are going through, to escape the horrors of life. It saddens me so much that someone did something like this to a bunch of people who were waiting for months for this movie to come out. There were kids there. KIDS. That to me is what makes this story so heartbreaking. People went to go see this movie in order to watch the story of a hero, yet none of them had any clue that they themselves would end up walking away heroes that night by aiding the wounded out of the theatre.
I called my mother to ask her if she had heard the news. She told me that there was coverage all morning long. "he shot a two year old girl point blank". As soon as these words left my mothers mouth I just wanted to cry. I can not even IMAGINE what kind of sick fuck would kill an innocent little child. She then brought forth to my knowledge that a blame game had already begun! Of corse! As usual, every time there is a mass murdering the media has to step outside of it's job. Instead of reporting the basic facts and covering the news the way THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO they instead start to try to find someone to point their grubby finger at in order to stir up more of a story. My mom told me that Rush Limbaugh and the tea party were blamed because there happened to be a James Holmes that was registered under the tea party in Denver. The media later apologized for this speculation. Rightly so, they also at first failed to mention that there were several James Holmes on that list and none of them was the actual James Holmes. So who is going to get the blame next? The director of the film? Christian Bale? Batman? The Joker? The late Heat Ledger? DC Comics?
The media always wants to find out EVERY single detail about the killer as soon as possible. Everyone watching the story being covered anxiously awaits for a photo to be shown of the criminal, People want to know what he did for a living, what his hobbies were, what movies or music he enjoyed, They want to know all of these useless details and to be honest I have no clue why. To me the news was painting this guy out to be some sort of anti-hero from a movie. A celebrity if you will. This is nothing new of course. Thirteen years ago in the same exact town we saw the same exact thing with Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris. Everyone blamed the Matrix and violent video games for what they did. The finger somehow got pointed to Marylin Manson even thought both boys hated his music and were fans of KMDM and other industrial bands of the like. A few years later Micheal Moore made a little movie that attacked the NRA and the right to bare arms. Everyone wants to blame a tragedy on everyone and EVERYTHING except for the person who is solely responsible, the killer himself. Why is this? Why do we feel the need to find the reason behind what some maniac like Holmes did? Does this 24 year old man not have a mind of his own? surely he does if he was smart enough to boobie trap his apartment and plan out a massacre on such a grand scale. Why are we looking to the tea party to blame for his actions when it was not even a solid fact that he was a member? Why do we have to try to find some sort of influence for his actions? This man is obviously a lunatic and deranged. Any one can see that from his actions.
I am just taken aback by how sloppily the media has covered this story and also I am overwhelmed to see how many rumors and hoaxes came out of this story through social media. I have heard all sorts of things online and I do not believe any of them because I know how that goes. Any dumbass living in his mothers basement with internet access can say whatever they want online and BAM the next thing you know their tweet or blog post as been read by half a million people and everyone takes their words as facts. The internet can be a very dangerous thing when covering news when you think about it.
People are still bringing up the age old argument of "if guns were illegal these things would cease to continue". What people do not understand is that these sorts of things will happen and continue to happen in the future no matter what kind of laws you make. People have been killing people through out human history, even before gun powder was concocted thousands of years ago in China. If someone wants to commit a crime badly enough they will find a way to do it gun laws or none. Dylan and eric got guns because they had an older friend of theirs buy them guns. They themselves did not purchase the guns. They also made their own bombs. Taking away guns is not going to solve anything. Human beings are violent in nature and this is never going to change no many how many times you sign a bill into law.
I think what America needs to do right now is to remember the people who lost their lives today and to support the families who lost their loved ones and to pray for those who were injured. The news should no longer tell anymore details about Holmes because in doing so they are only glorifying him. We need to take the time to remind ourselves not to take life for granted and also not to be afraid of anything after events like this happen. I was going to go see the Batman movie tonight but my mother told me she did not want me to go. I told her "look nothing is going to happen, I am not going to live my life in fear because of what some lunatic did last night, he wants people to be afraid, that is why he did it." I decided not to go after all tonight (not out of fear by the way) but I do plan on seeing it maybe sometime next week. I do not know if I am going to be able to watch it without getting emotional during the shootout scene however.
The movie theatre is a place where people go to escape from their every day stresses and worries for a couple of hours, a place where people like to forget about whatever they are going through, to escape the horrors of life. It saddens me so much that someone did something like this to a bunch of people who were waiting for months for this movie to come out. There were kids there. KIDS. That to me is what makes this story so heartbreaking. People went to go see this movie in order to watch the story of a hero, yet none of them had any clue that they themselves would end up walking away heroes that night by aiding the wounded out of the theatre.
Monday, July 16, 2012
My Face My Choice.
If it is one thing that I can NOT STAND it is when a guy tells me that I should not wear make up because he hates the way girls look with make up. If you hate the way girls look with make up well then that is your problem not mine! I like to wear makeup because it makes me feel pretty and girl like and I also love applying it and finding new ways to apply it and new looks as well. I sometimes spend hours online looking up new products or window shopping on MAC'S website for different eyeshadows. I think guys have this idea that girls who wear make up are not confident or that they are trying to hide something. While yes sometimes that is true it is not always the case with everyone. I am not going to sit here and type away a bunch of lies. I do also wear make up because I like to cover up my flaws. However that is not the MAIN reason i wear it.
I am just really tried of seeing guys (and some girls) posting up this STUPID picture online.
Ok first off let's get real. I am pretty sure anonymous homeboy in a galaxy far far away made this little meme as a way to get some booty. Let's not kid ourselves here. I mean it's pretty obvious that he wants to be known as that "sensitive caring guy" who is so in tune with his feminine side and genuinely cares about a girls feelings and all of that b.s. Not saying that there is a chance that he can not REALLY feel this way. I mean maybe he does. But regardless I HATE this picture because it is painting a bad picture of girls who like make up and nice clothes. I am pretty sure that there are TONS of girls who do not wear make up and nice clothes because they are insecure. I am so sick of this bullshit that is being spread online all of the time. It is the same as saying to a guy "Hey guys you don't be insecure! There is no need to buy a nice car or wear nice clothes or taking showers and brushing your teeth! YOU ARE ALL HOT!" I mean really...
So guys let's get this straight. NOT ALL GIRLS WHO WEAR MAKE UP AND DRESS NICE ARE INSECURE! PLEASE STOP THINKING THAT. It's my face, so it's my choice! If I want to wear tons of make up so be it! If i want to buy a 2,000 pair of Alexander Mcqueen so be it! (chya right I wish I had that kind of money). I should not have to look to you for approval on ANYTHING that I do.
There was actually this guy that I was talking to two years ago online. We never met in person (thank god for that) actually but he sure did make a lot of assumptions about me that were things he could totally not tell for sure unless he new me in real life. Basically me and him got along until he starts to call me shallow. I asked him why he thought this of me and the first thing that came out of his mouth was "you wear too much make up, my ex heather used to wear eyeliner when she would go to places like the grocery store and I could not stand it!" He went on to tell me how I am too concerned with makeup and fancy clothes and how he did not like that part of me. The part that liked to be girly. We finally stopped speaking to one another because I could not take his constant criticism. That and uh.. he got back with this ex. Truth is it would not have worked out anyway because I would NEVER be with someone who wants to dictate the way I dress and make myself up. He would always complain about my facebook pictures and how I looked way better when was not wearing any make up (joke was on him because I am ALWAYS wearing make up in my pictures even when it looks like I am not wearing any).
Look the point that I am trying to make here guys is that you should be respectful of a girls choice to wear as little or as much make up as she wants to. You telling us that we are insecure because of the way we dress is NOT being respectful and it certainly does not make us feel good. So please choose your words more wisely and stop making stupid memes!
I am just really tried of seeing guys (and some girls) posting up this STUPID picture online.
Ok first off let's get real. I am pretty sure anonymous homeboy in a galaxy far far away made this little meme as a way to get some booty. Let's not kid ourselves here. I mean it's pretty obvious that he wants to be known as that "sensitive caring guy" who is so in tune with his feminine side and genuinely cares about a girls feelings and all of that b.s. Not saying that there is a chance that he can not REALLY feel this way. I mean maybe he does. But regardless I HATE this picture because it is painting a bad picture of girls who like make up and nice clothes. I am pretty sure that there are TONS of girls who do not wear make up and nice clothes because they are insecure. I am so sick of this bullshit that is being spread online all of the time. It is the same as saying to a guy "Hey guys you don't be insecure! There is no need to buy a nice car or wear nice clothes or taking showers and brushing your teeth! YOU ARE ALL HOT!" I mean really...
So guys let's get this straight. NOT ALL GIRLS WHO WEAR MAKE UP AND DRESS NICE ARE INSECURE! PLEASE STOP THINKING THAT. It's my face, so it's my choice! If I want to wear tons of make up so be it! If i want to buy a 2,000 pair of Alexander Mcqueen so be it! (chya right I wish I had that kind of money). I should not have to look to you for approval on ANYTHING that I do.
There was actually this guy that I was talking to two years ago online. We never met in person (thank god for that) actually but he sure did make a lot of assumptions about me that were things he could totally not tell for sure unless he new me in real life. Basically me and him got along until he starts to call me shallow. I asked him why he thought this of me and the first thing that came out of his mouth was "you wear too much make up, my ex heather used to wear eyeliner when she would go to places like the grocery store and I could not stand it!" He went on to tell me how I am too concerned with makeup and fancy clothes and how he did not like that part of me. The part that liked to be girly. We finally stopped speaking to one another because I could not take his constant criticism. That and uh.. he got back with this ex. Truth is it would not have worked out anyway because I would NEVER be with someone who wants to dictate the way I dress and make myself up. He would always complain about my facebook pictures and how I looked way better when was not wearing any make up (joke was on him because I am ALWAYS wearing make up in my pictures even when it looks like I am not wearing any).
Look the point that I am trying to make here guys is that you should be respectful of a girls choice to wear as little or as much make up as she wants to. You telling us that we are insecure because of the way we dress is NOT being respectful and it certainly does not make us feel good. So please choose your words more wisely and stop making stupid memes!
Friday, July 13, 2012
Daniel Tosh is a Dickhead!
Before I start to comment on this incident I would like to make it known that I have no clue who this guy is. I do not watch television and as a matter of fact I do not even own a television. I prefer to waste my time on the internet. Mainly because most of what I have seen on television in the past has managed to do everything BUT entertain me. Rather it usually pisses me off because I can not fathom how stupid society has actually become. I mean really, is this what our society had come down to? Adoring comedians who make vulgar "jokes" and idolizing women such as Jwow and Snookie? It's really pathetic when you think about it. Down right sad state of affairs actually.
That being said....
When I saw the name Daniel Tosh trending on twitter this week I decided to click on his name to find out who he was and what he did wrong or what he did right. As we all know you only become a trending topic if you either a. offended someone, b. died, or c, had a sex tape released to the public or d) saved a child from a burning building. I pretty much had a good idea that choice c was not the case here.
Needless to say when I found out what this man said to a "heckler" ( I prefer to call her a brave woman) I was disgusted and very disturbed. I honestly wanted to write a letter to this guy and explain to him what a joke is. A joke is something that is funny. There is NOTHING funny about a women who is being forced against her will to engage in an intimate act such as sex. If I had it my way all rapists would not even be sent to jail, they would be tortured and then killed. Especially those that rape children and virgins or child virgins (teens) . No one deserves to have their virginity taken away from them by some sick fuck! It is often hard for people to empathize of course because in order to empathize one must have had gone through the same exact situation. But honestly someone in the crowd besides this woman should have stood up to this stupid fuck for making rape jokes! People should be more sympathetic towards each other. I mean I am sure there was probably someone in the crowd that had been sexually assaulted and possibly raped. You can't just go around saying things like this when you are a public figure! . Especially one who's fan base consists of mostly males. I have a few "famous" friends and acquaintances and I can tell you first hand that their are some crazy fucking fans out there in this world that will act on things that they hear their "heroes" say and even mimic some of the things they do. I do not think people really understand that. Daniel Tosh is a immature and irresponsible person if you ask me. The following statement came directly from Tosh's victim.
“Tosh then starts making some very generalizing, declarative statements about rape jokes always being funny… I yelled out, “Actually, rape jokes are never funny!” … After I called out to him, Tosh paused for a moment. Then, he says, “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…” and I, completely stunned and finding it hard to process what was happening but knowing i needed to get out of there, immediately nudged my friend, who was also completely stunned, and we high-tailed it out of there.”
I am sorry but you have to be a completely ignorant person to think that this is ok to say. What he said was NOT a joke it was a provoking statement if you ask me. Of course there are tons of people supporting Tosh (not really shocking to me since this world is filled with people who are desperate for attention online so they decide to support the bad guys in order to get a rise out of people). I have seen several people online pull out the freedom of speech card. These people honestly have no clue about what sorts of speech the first amendment covers. So here is a little fiy for all of you who feel asleep in government class or were too busy doodling pictures of perverted cartoons in your notebook. THE FIRST AMENDMENT STATES THAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT INCLUDE ADVOCACY OF ILLEGAL ACTIONS, FIGHTING WORDS, OBSCENITY OR COMMERCIAL SPEECH! Tosh is guilty of three of these things. In my opinion he was provoking violence against this young woman. What if one of the members of the crowd would have taken his "joke" (if you can even call it that) literally that night and raped her? Like I said Daniel Tosh is not a man. He is a irresponsible little boy trapped inside a 37 year old mans body.
Another stupid statement I have seen on Tumblr blogs and twitter alike is "It's ok he makes fun of everyone." Saying that it would be funny if a girl got raped is not "making fun" of her. Making fun of her would have included a personal insult such as "oh my god that girl looks like a beaver her teeth are FUCKING HUGE". Remember when Michael Richards called one of his hecklers a nigger? Remember how EVERYONE was boycotting him and making a big fucking scandal over that? Why are people not making a big deal over this whole Daniel Tosh thing? The only people who are making a big deal of it are women from what I have seen so far. Actually, I know a few women who are supporting him! I don't understand that at all! Kramer actually had to apologize to people like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton on television! Has Tosh make a highly publicized apology over the airwaves yet to women? I know he has apologized for the incident via twitter and has ordered that all of the rape jokes are to be taken out of the pilot of some shitty show of his that is going to air sometime soon, but to me that is not enough. If he had any sense of self decency he would resign from being a comedian and go live in a hole for a few years until he realizes how fucked up he is. If you ask me his apology does not even seem sincere. Which leads me to another question entirely, is hateful and violent speech against women more excepted in society today than racial slurs? How long does it take for certain things to all of a sudden become unacceptable in society?
That being said....
When I saw the name Daniel Tosh trending on twitter this week I decided to click on his name to find out who he was and what he did wrong or what he did right. As we all know you only become a trending topic if you either a. offended someone, b. died, or c, had a sex tape released to the public or d) saved a child from a burning building. I pretty much had a good idea that choice c was not the case here.
Needless to say when I found out what this man said to a "heckler" ( I prefer to call her a brave woman) I was disgusted and very disturbed. I honestly wanted to write a letter to this guy and explain to him what a joke is. A joke is something that is funny. There is NOTHING funny about a women who is being forced against her will to engage in an intimate act such as sex. If I had it my way all rapists would not even be sent to jail, they would be tortured and then killed. Especially those that rape children and virgins or child virgins (teens) . No one deserves to have their virginity taken away from them by some sick fuck! It is often hard for people to empathize of course because in order to empathize one must have had gone through the same exact situation. But honestly someone in the crowd besides this woman should have stood up to this stupid fuck for making rape jokes! People should be more sympathetic towards each other. I mean I am sure there was probably someone in the crowd that had been sexually assaulted and possibly raped. You can't just go around saying things like this when you are a public figure! . Especially one who's fan base consists of mostly males. I have a few "famous" friends and acquaintances and I can tell you first hand that their are some crazy fucking fans out there in this world that will act on things that they hear their "heroes" say and even mimic some of the things they do. I do not think people really understand that. Daniel Tosh is a immature and irresponsible person if you ask me. The following statement came directly from Tosh's victim.
“Tosh then starts making some very generalizing, declarative statements about rape jokes always being funny… I yelled out, “Actually, rape jokes are never funny!” … After I called out to him, Tosh paused for a moment. Then, he says, “Wouldn’t it be funny if that girl got raped by like, 5 guys right now? Like right now? What if a bunch of guys just raped her…” and I, completely stunned and finding it hard to process what was happening but knowing i needed to get out of there, immediately nudged my friend, who was also completely stunned, and we high-tailed it out of there.”
I am sorry but you have to be a completely ignorant person to think that this is ok to say. What he said was NOT a joke it was a provoking statement if you ask me. Of course there are tons of people supporting Tosh (not really shocking to me since this world is filled with people who are desperate for attention online so they decide to support the bad guys in order to get a rise out of people). I have seen several people online pull out the freedom of speech card. These people honestly have no clue about what sorts of speech the first amendment covers. So here is a little fiy for all of you who feel asleep in government class or were too busy doodling pictures of perverted cartoons in your notebook. THE FIRST AMENDMENT STATES THAT FREEDOM OF SPEECH DOES NOT INCLUDE ADVOCACY OF ILLEGAL ACTIONS, FIGHTING WORDS, OBSCENITY OR COMMERCIAL SPEECH! Tosh is guilty of three of these things. In my opinion he was provoking violence against this young woman. What if one of the members of the crowd would have taken his "joke" (if you can even call it that) literally that night and raped her? Like I said Daniel Tosh is not a man. He is a irresponsible little boy trapped inside a 37 year old mans body.
Another stupid statement I have seen on Tumblr blogs and twitter alike is "It's ok he makes fun of everyone." Saying that it would be funny if a girl got raped is not "making fun" of her. Making fun of her would have included a personal insult such as "oh my god that girl looks like a beaver her teeth are FUCKING HUGE". Remember when Michael Richards called one of his hecklers a nigger? Remember how EVERYONE was boycotting him and making a big fucking scandal over that? Why are people not making a big deal over this whole Daniel Tosh thing? The only people who are making a big deal of it are women from what I have seen so far. Actually, I know a few women who are supporting him! I don't understand that at all! Kramer actually had to apologize to people like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton on television! Has Tosh make a highly publicized apology over the airwaves yet to women? I know he has apologized for the incident via twitter and has ordered that all of the rape jokes are to be taken out of the pilot of some shitty show of his that is going to air sometime soon, but to me that is not enough. If he had any sense of self decency he would resign from being a comedian and go live in a hole for a few years until he realizes how fucked up he is. If you ask me his apology does not even seem sincere. Which leads me to another question entirely, is hateful and violent speech against women more excepted in society today than racial slurs? How long does it take for certain things to all of a sudden become unacceptable in society?
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Killer Chick Flicks
Oh wow lots of cobwebs all over this blog! Sorry I have been super busy this semester and I have not had much free time to blog away on both tumblr and here so yeah... Sorry to all 7 of my followers, anyways I am gonna post some synopsis of some of my favorite movies with CHICKS THAT KILL PEOPLE! I am only going to be posting one movie a day because I don't want this to be a super massive long blog post.. so yeah uh.. this is kind of like a countdown thingy but no really? Anyways here we go....
I rented this film a few years back on itunes and I LOVED it. The main character reminded me a lot of myself so I guess that is why. The story is about a early 20 something named May. She is awkward as fuck and that would be do to the fact that she was born with a lazy eye and she never made any friends in grade school because I mean let's be honest, who wants to be seen walking around with a chick that has a lazy eye right? Well anyways since she did not have any friends when she was a kid her mom gave her a doll for her birthday and told her that she could be her friend. May kept the doll until she was a grown ass woman and kept it on a shelf in her sewing room. At the start of the film she is talking to it.. really creepy shit. When her mom gave her the doll she had told may that if she could not have a friend that she should make one (hints the doll, her mother made it).
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| MAY (2002) |
Anyways May works as a vet assistant and lives in l.a. She works for a vet who is like idk.. from some place like the Ukraine or something and she happens to have a lesbian coworker that eventually ends up having relations with her later on down the road. One day May goes to a restaurant and sees this guy who sort of kind of looks like Jim Morrison. She develops a crush on him but is way too shy to go up to him so she kind of just sort of stalks him around a bit until she FINALLY meets him while making a visit to the laundry mat. The two end up going on a few dates. Even though she is awkward as fuck this guy digs her because he is like totally one of those weird film student dudes who likes making horror films and all that stuff. Things turn ugly one night however. While May went over to this guys house they ended up watching one of his home made short films. In the film a girl starts to bite this guy and then she starts to eat him. Anyways After the movie is over the two decide to get a little sexual and move things to the bedroom, May bites the Jim Morrrison look alike REAL fucking hard on the lip while they are making out and draws a LOT of blood. As you can imagine he flips the fuck out and tells her to leave. May ends up going home all upset because she knows she fucked things up with him. The next day she goes to work and her lesbian coworker notices that she is upset so she starts to come on to her because she knows at this point that May is an easy target.. I mean homegirl just got rejected so yeah ... anyways May decided to go over to her coworkers place after work one day and finds that she is with another women who apparently is a prostitute, May gets upset and runs off but uh they do initially end up doing sex things together later down the road.
May still tries to talk to the Jim Morrison looking dude but he stops calling her all together and answering her calls so she ends up going to his house. She creeps around outside and eves drops on him and his friends and she over hears them calling her a freak and making fun of her. Of course you can imagine that this started to add fuel to the fire for her motivation to start killing people....
Ok so I am gonna end the story there because I do not want to contain spoilers. If you wanna see what else happens GO OUT AND WATCH THIS! It is a very creepy film and it's hard to stomach a few scenes but yeah.. I liked it.
Thursday, March 15, 2012
Don't be a Desperate Debbie!
I decided to start giving some advice on here just cuz like oh.. idk I am kind of running out of things to blog about and I kind of just thought about this topic about two days ago because I totally realize how many times I have fucked up my chances with a few guys that I REALLY liked in the past. It is NEVER a good thing to throw yourself on a guy EVER and there is no quicker way to get blocked from facebook, twitter, and even get a restraining order put on you then by being needy. I will admit I have a problem with being clingy and it's not something I am proud of. There are many reasons behind that. Main reason is because I had my heart broken really badly in the past by someone I really cared about and thought that I was eventually going to marry one day. When he dumped me my whole world came crashing down and I never fully recovered from that. Everytime I like a guy I go out of my way to try to make him like me back but I tend to forget that you simply can not MAKE someone like you. They are either going to like you or not. You can do things to make yourself more pleasant and attractive to guys but when it comes down to it it's gonna be totally up to them to decide weather or not they like your personality. For the most part I try to be as sweet and pleasant as possible when I am around a guy that I really like. I try not to be too touchy feely but that is something I have a major problem with. I like to hug on guys alot and be affectionate with them. The reason for that is because when I was a child I never really was shown much affection from my mother or my first step father and now I guess I am just trying to make up for that by seeking affection from guys. Anyways truth be told every girl that tends to be clingy or needy has their reasons behind why they are like that. The key is to control it. Until here recently I never really tried to control that aspect of myself but one day I woke up and took a look at myself in the mirror and thought "my god I am pathetic!" I am now starting to try to control my greatest downfall about my personality and I decided to take the liberty to write down all the ways that girls (including myself) fuck things up and ruin their chances with the guy that they like. Here we go.....
- THE OVER TEXTER: THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCK UP YOU CAN MAKE! This fuck up is not only limited to phone texts either, it also applies to girls who constantly call, email. twitter @, fb message and skype message their crush. There is nothing more annoying or irritating then to constantly have your phone pinging because someone won't stop messaging you. Usually girls go ape shit when a guy does not text them back right away so they start to send messages over and over and over again and those messages tend to say things like "whats up?" or "are you mad at me?" or "you don't think I am crazy do you?" YES HE THINKS YOU ARE CRAZY! YOU ARE TEXTING HIM EVERY 20 MINUTES AND TRYING TO CONTACT HIM ON EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE THAT HE HAS AN ACCOUNT ON AND YOU THINK THAT HE POSSIBLY DOES NOT THINK YOU ARE CRAZY?!" This is the best way to not only get blocked but also possibly get a restraining order placed on you. If you text a guy one time and he does not answer back there are prolly a few good reasons for that, maybe he is at work, maybe he is at dinner with his parents, maybe he is at a party with his friends , maybe his phone is dead there are a multitude of reasons as to why. If you text a guy and he does not text back right away don't freak out! If he never responds then just assume that he is not interested and move on. You don't want to prove to him that you are crazy by constantly texting him. Not only does it ruin your chances with him it could possibly ruin your chances with other guys too because you are gonna end up building this reputation as "that needy chick".
- DO NOT TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM: Ok like I will admit I like to tell guys that I love them but when I say it I don't mean it. whoops that sounded bad! Let me rephrase that, when I flirt around with guys online or (very rarely) in REAL life, I usually tell them that I love them but I do not actually mean love love as in "omg I have known you for 5 years now and I want to marry you and have kids"I mean it in a cute way as in like I like them a lot. But SOME girls tell guys they love them and they actually mean it, even after only knowing them for a few days! Nothing creeps a guy out more I think then hearing those words because they prolly think that you are trying to rush them into being committed to you. I mean not just that but let's be honest guys and girls a like both prolly get really creeped out when someone tells them that they love them and they hardly even know them.
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CREEPER!
 Well ok that is all the advice I have on this topic.. talking from both experience and observations that I have made over the years of others behaviors this is just about the best advice I can give to anyone who is gaga over someone and does not want to come off as a creep. Feel Free to add on to the list if you want. What kinds of things creep you out? Have you ever been called a creep? Do you have a few creeps after you? Do you like that song by Radiohead called Creep? -XOXO |
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
DO COOL SHIT WITH ME PACKAGES ARE NOW HERE!
EVER WANTED TO HANG OUT WIF MEH? WELL NOW HERE IS YOUR CHANCE! JUST LIKE GOOD OL' Josh Frees (drummer of bands like apc, nin, devo, the vandals, weezer so on and so forth) you too can now pay to hang out with me and do cool shit! THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER SO SNAP SNAP BITCHES!
small packages:
small package one: take me to chick fil a and i will re in-act the whole entire "unforgivable" sketch from youtube! Buyer must buy me a chicken sandwich and waffle fries and a coke FOR FREE!
Price: $10.00 (unlimited amount of these packages for sale!)
small package two: Take me to chesterfield town center and I will take a sexy photo with you on one of the kiddy rides in the food court. Then you can buy me a bubble tea and we can have a sushi date at tokyo shogun!
Price: $15.00 (unlimited amount of these packages for sale!)
small package 3: skype date with me and geno! you get to talk to us for 10 minutes and sing a song with us of your choice on webcam!
Price: $15.00 (unlimited amount of these packages for sale!)
PACKAGE ONE: HANG OUT WITH ME AND DAVID FOUTZ (see below picture if you do not know who he is) AT THE LOCAL MCDONALD'S FAST FOOD RESTAURANT OF YOUR CHOICE! UPON ARRIVAL WE WILL TAKE A PICTURE INSIDE OF THE BALL PIT (if there is one) AND EAT BIG MACS! (big macs will be provided by you at your expense of course!) THEN WE WILL RUN LAPS AROUND THE BUILDING WHILE SINGING THE BURGER KING SLOGAN "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" EXTRA 5 DOLLARS WILL GET YOU AUTOGRAPHS FROM BOTH ME AND THE FOUTZ! WE WILL SIGN YOUR MCDONALDS CUP!
Package cost: $25.00 plus food $5 dollars extra for autographs! (number of packages for sale:1)
THE FOUTZ!
PACKAGE TWO: HANG OUT WITH ME ON A ONE ON ONE DATE AT THE BOWLING ALLEY NEAR MY HOUSE THAT I STILL DO NOT KNOW THE NAME OF! THIS PACKAGE IS GOOD FOR ONE BOWLING DATE WITH ME! WE WILL WEAR ROCKABILLY CLOTHES SO THAT WE LOOK LIKE WE BELONG IN THE JOINT AND PLAY ONE GAME OF BOWLING! THEN WE WILL CHALLENGE EACH OTHER IN A GAME OF MS. PACMAN! THE LOSER HAS TO BUY THE WINNER A LARGE SODA! THEN WE WILL GO OUT IN THE PARKING LOT AND HUG EACH OTHER ONE TIME AND THEN YOU GET TO DRIVE ME HOME WHILE WE LISTEN TO MASTER OF PUPPETS!
Package Cost: $50.00 (#of packages for sale:2)
PACKAGE THREE : MINI GOLD DATE! YOU GET TO TAKE ME TO THE MINI GOLF PLACE BY MY HOUSE AND PLAY TWO ROUNDS OF MINI GOLF WITH ME! THAT IS RIGHT... TWO ROUNDS! THEN I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF MARVEL VS. CAPCOM AND THE WINNER HAS TO BUY THE LOSER AN ICE CREAM OF THEIR CHOICE! THEN WE WILL RACE EACH OTHER WHILE DRESSED AS MARIO KART CHARACTERS! AT THE END OF THE NIGHT I WILL GIVE YOU A HUG AND WE WILL DRIVE HOME WHILE LISTENING TO A SMASHING PUMPKINS ALBUM OF YOUR CHOCE!
Package Cost: $100.00 (buyer must pay for all games, food, and everything else!) (#number of packages for sale:1)
PACKAGE 4: SPEND THE WHOLE ENTIRE DAY WITH ME! (NOTE THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN ON A SUNDAY) NOT MUCH TO SAY HERE.. JUST TAKE ME SOMEPLACE OF YOUR CHOICE AND SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THERE WITH ME! ANYWHERE IS FINE AS LONG AS IT IS SAFE AND CLEAN! ON THE WAY HOME I WILL GIVE YOU A HUG IN YOUR CAR AND WE WILL LISTEN TO THE DOPE SHOW ON LOOP UNTIL YOU TAKE ME HOME!
PACKAGE COST: $150.00! (you cover all activities that are to be done that day!)
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